Word of the Obama's adoption of a Portuguese Water Hound has sent Fox producers scrambling to give the story that well-known Foxian (Foxist?) twist. Next week should see a flood of puppy stories - the little fella romping with the Obama girls, a sodden President walking the dog in a rainstorm. Some of their stories already have been completed and have been leaked.
"Malia Green Card Scam Investigation over Portuguese 'Adoption'"
"Bo to White House: Kennedy Nepotism Strikes Again"
"Bo's Housebreaking Problems (video)"
"First Dog Adoption on Shaky Ground: Bo Owes $13,000 in Back Taxes"